G'day, ladies and gents! We're all in talkative moods today, aren't we? Bit weird and suspicious, I think, but I can't help talking anyway and that's even weirder and more suspicious ( Read more... )

Alright, so not only am I gonna miss the first test of the Ashes but apparently some dickhead thought it'd be funny to stuff the turkey full of blood. That's just creepy, guys, cut it out. This isn't even my bloody holiday. Now the place stinks and Sam's covered in the stuff, he looks like he's killed someone ( Read more... )

Lousy little- Alright then, boys and girls, I know I'm not the first to pop into the postie's for a chat, but reckon a warning couldn't hurt you all any more than not ( Read more... )